zNSFW

When you are asked if you want dessert and you know it will wreck your diet

http://imgur.com/ebPZRuu

User: JoshTay

Categories: notgayporn

report/abuse

when someone wakes you up just after you fell alseep
When you're in line at the club toilets and you really need to pee.
When you are trying to sleep but your calf muscle decides to go into a spasm.
When you're napping on the sofa naked and the cat jumps on you.
Problematic Jeans (Part 2) When you have to ask a buddy to help you get them off.
When you remember that funny joke your friend told you
When you realize you need a bit more fiber in your diet... and maybe a plunger
When the Mexican food kicks in.
Realising you fell asleep during an exam
When you wake up from a nightmare
when the sun gets in your eyes
When you're helping your disabled friend to wash his face in the morning
Good: Eating yoghurt in bed. Bad: It all goes at once in your mouth. Good: The relief
The chestburster in the new Alien version was quite hairy
When you're still sore from yesterday, but still have to train today for the Olympic
When your friend sucks the poison out of a spider bite on your thigh, so you thank
"Hurry up, bro, we're about to get to the toll booth!" "It's not my
When your friend has something on his face
There was a spider in the pool...
When the doctor is trying to get you to relax for the vaccine...
"Hgggghhh!" "Bro, are you choking?!" "HGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
That's strange ... he never tucks my napkin in for me at home
Helping your buddy check the springs on the couch he's thinking of buying.
Interviewer: "This warehouse job requires good grip and pectoral strength. Could
Could always use extra $$
This is what you get for looking into that ring smh
When you find a gun in SCP 049’s chamber
I'll just take a quick nap...waking up 5 hours later...
Mount and Do Me: Bussy Blast

category index

zNSFW.com