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Dancing on a Pole ;)

User: Haptoh

Categories: UlmGonewild

I'm a little c[u]rvy but hopefully the Emporer will see past that ;)

The view from the M[ü]nster

Was chilling and staring at map, when absolutely [u]nexpectedly noticed that.

[U]pvote if you like some clay on the crown

[Ü]lm gone wildly heretical

I hope yo[u] like them a bit larger

Hey babe, wanna watch me [U]nite Germany?

Having a little rebellio[u]s fun

Want to help me r[u]le Europe?

I hope you like pl[u]s size ;)

Hope yo[u] [l]ike big girls, go easy on [m]e please! ;)

I love it when big b[u]rly men fight over me ;)

My finished Ulm playthrough!

How can I say no to yo[u]?

Ulm gone wild. Literally.

City Map of Ulm, ca. 1643

What are your orders, master?

Establishing the [U]lmayyad!

Good game, brave Ulm. You will be remembered.

Silly Americans! We Were Here [U]ll Along!

In the year 1890 I had the world's largest erection (crosspost from /r/E[u]rope)

Surely Napoleon's Greatest Conquest?

The R[u]le of one!

HA! Take that, you Ulmites

Einstein was born in Ulm. It is to be expected of the greatest nation on Earth.

This is absolutely golden, I present to you: the Ulm of Ulm

Alles Erdreich ist Ulm untertan

Did this for you guys

I live in northern Germany, Found some Anti-Ulm propaganda.

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