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Burgundy handbag with crimson short shorts? Who let you out the house like that,

Clearly not designer jean shorts...

Flip flops means summer weather. Perfect get-up.

I mean, who the hell wears shades indoors?!

Her skirt and shirt are two radically contrasting colors. Someone needs to tell her

I hate it when 2 people show up wearing the same bottoms

Love the purse. Is that leather?

She needs to escalate her fashion game

string bikinis are great on those hot days

Nothing about this outfit matches

I have so many questions about this...

Classy outfit, right on Target!

I LOVE THAT BELT !

I hope she remembers the other shoe

A Yoga jumpsuit?

Proper Attire for the Metro

White see-thru

Shiny pant

Socks and sandals? Really??

Minimum protection

That shirt is perhaps a size too big.

An outfit suitable for mechanical

Honey, you must have been high when you chose those colors.

That handbag is so tacky!!!

It is not necessary to wear a bikini in the same color

Purse is all wrong

That microphone has an awesome view

Wow those skin tight leggings really compliment your figure