All this sexual advice, I just don't think the Mallard is qualified to handle it. Introducing Sexual Advice Swan. zNSFW

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User: iamriot

Categories: AdviceAnimals

I don't always use rope...(Slightly NSFW)-Crosspost from AdviceAnimals

3,900 upvotes 2,800 downvotes. Pulled from AdviceAnimals. Here they are. "Relax.

My first thought after seeing the "spoon challenge" post [x/post from r/AdviceAnimals]

Too crude for adviceanimals, commencer downvoting [NSFW]

Congratulations To r/AdviceAnimals for the first subreddit to be completely void

Ginger Success! (cross-posted from /r/AdviceAnimals)

With boobs taking over the front page of /r/adviceanimals...

After browsing /r/AdviceAnimals today (NSFW)

/r/canada [spam filtered] Sorry America, but today is Canada's day. [NSFW](Xpost-AdviceAnimals)

Saw this in the new section of /r/adviceanimals. Is this type of stuff really necessary?

Over at r/AdviceAnimals: Breast Cancer Awareness (NSFW)

Here's an extremely popular opinion for AdviceAnimals recently

President Obama after seeing Amazon's announcement

r/AdviceAnimals lately...

Reddit, meet my roommate... She said this after she woke up hungover from a big drunk

Heard on /r/Showerthoughts, brilliant!

Bad Luck Geoff Britten

I wish I was kidding.

Sex with SO after arguing for 3 days.

Describe what r/adviceanimals looks like!

Encountered this one last night

All these text posts marked as NSFW...

After a breakup

All is right in the universe

Every time

Jennifer Lopez Dancing