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Here's my butt!

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Categories: cagonewild

Bottle of red, bottle of white...pretty sure I drank a bottle of both last night

By Request...

He's going to hate me for posting this.

half and philly

Shots?

I love me some (f)ucking absinthe!

[Mmmm] Drink it up. Think of the stretch marks as arrows... to my dick.

Fuck it, here's my (hopefully not-so) ugly mug (and chest)

Demonstrating talent in the workplace

1.5 tits

Schlitz literally gives me shitz.

Why the fuck not. Can you fuckers stop asking now? Lol.

Finally fucking nice out!

Whatever

Toothpick for scale

Lounging

Hohoho

I can't find my bikini bottoms anymore :( so here's a picture from a few months ago.

Sunday Panties

Fuzzy

it's little but like the energizer bunny it just keeps going and going and going

Blacked out, applied for jobs. Went to the interview drunk this morning, got a call

You Like You're Little Baby, Like You Like Your Drinks, Cool

Adorably Realistic

Think I should have skipped legs day, AKA my dad was a horse

Well, I just sent in my application for a gangbang scene. They said specifically

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