I posted on Facebook that my New Years Resolution was "may the booty get fatter and the stomach get flatter" zNSFW

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Categories: lolgrindr

I don't think his mom approves...

What the...

Old-timey grindr. Or: Flirting- amidoinitrite?

I'm ashamed to admit this roleplay went on for a few hours

This would make dating, um, interesting....

I am now 42.

Okkkkk if that's what you have to tell yourself... :|

I think he might be dyslexic

I am so smooth

Oh my god Karen!

yes, many

I'm 20, he's 48, this is clearly the ideal way to start a conversation.

Is this supposed to turn me on?

My first night after reinstalling

Today I applied for a job through Grindr, tomorrow I find out who I have to blow

Not even a few hours on Grindr and... (Yeah I *did* state that I was a med student)

Socks for dinner

What a wonderful welcome!

Did he think that would convince me?

Even politely declining doesn't work xD

And they say chivalry is dead

"Free trial"

"No racial hangups"... oh

Lol, okay Werk.

I’m HIV neg

I'm all out of bill icky