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Bottle of red, bottle of white...pretty sure I drank a bottle of both last night
By Request...
He's going to hate me for posting this.
half and philly
Shots?
I love me some (f)ucking absinthe!
[Mmmm] Drink it up. Think of the stretch marks as arrows... to my dick.
Fuck it, here's my (hopefully not-so) ugly mug (and chest)
Demonstrating talent in the workplace
1.5 tits
Schlitz literally gives me shitz.
Why the fuck not. Can you fuckers stop asking now? Lol.
Finally fucking nice out!
Whatever
Toothpick for scale
Lounging
Hohoho
I can't find my bikini bottoms anymore :( so here's a picture from a few months ago.
Sunday Panties
Fuzzy
it's little but like the energizer bunny it just keeps going and going and going
Blacked out, applied for jobs. Went to the interview drunk this morning, got a call
You Like You're Little Baby, Like You Like Your Drinks, Cool
Adorably Realistic
Think I should have skipped legs day, AKA my dad was a horse
Well, I just sent in my application for a gangbang scene. They said specifically