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As long as your husband does it first...

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User: Texasjared

Categories: AdviceHell, ImGoingToHellForThis

I introduce: Amused Kim

Not really a homophobe, BUT...

That makes two.

Still counts.

Detective Downs comes to a conclusion

Bad Luck Miriam. She didn't know Obama wasn't home.

It WAS pretty steamy...

I worked in a few sushi bars through my college years as a chef. Saw lots of interracial

Good Guy Eli Whitney

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Nothing Bad Ever Happens At School

Touchdown!

No Bombing.

Poor Potato

After trying to conceive for years, my wife is finally pregnant!

COTTON PICKER

That's one way to look at it

They don't even charge admission, it's free!

Singing in the car when....

Cinnamon Crunch

Call that the 4th trimester abortion

Too soon?

"gag"

Well it is in the Bible...

They just wanted to enjoy the club like everybody else.

Want to thank a 9-1-1 dispatcher?

That about sums it up.

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Amirite, fellas? Is this thing on?

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