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My wife is cooking and incidentally, I'm in the doghouse.

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User: tazack

Categories: PareidoliaGoneWild

I hope this doesn't o(f)fend anyone

Man and Giant Kissing Passionately

Perfection

This map has hung in my firehouse for years. I just looked at it for the first time.

[NSFW] Trolls, I don't have the heart to chop him up!

How about literal illusion porn?

wanna see my pupper?

Damn girl no lube?!

Suddenly, I wanna swallow sand

They had to be saving these doors just for this use.

Can I meet you in the penis wing?

butts

So wet

? Clam Burrows ?

aaaaaaaaaaah

Dat Gap

slutty mattress waiting for it

Oh my

This tree

What a prick

This really puts the "butt" in "butternut squash."

This Pair of Strawberry Titties

Veiny boob-egg

Acrobatic tree

Join my OnlyFungi, top 1%! Turn me over & see my dirty little flaps

My newly opened can of frosting looks like a vagina.

Feeling cute, might delete later. Teehee!

Cloud

Two mushrooms about to..... be picked... >.>

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