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She kept thinking, "How drunk must I have been to tell that cop he couldn't make me take a breathalyzer test with my hands, feet and elbows tied behind my back?"

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User: patpowers1995

Categories: NSFWFunny

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soulmates.
Meat juices!
I am not even exaggerating [NSFW]
Quick Selfie
Nice snowma...dick?
Why are they so big?
August Ames, Jelena Jensen - voodoo doll
Bed is too low
are you looking for cut courgettes?
I made an NSFW version of "Guess Who?" for my friend's birthday
Asked my buddy how his 4th of July was. He sent me this.
When boys help you choose your clothes
Eastern German man's 1st purchase of a porn movie on a street market in re-unified
Thots and prayers
When you burn yourself a new nipple
Think I've discovered my purpose in life :)
Gonna make a salad