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[NSFW] Eunuchs can become men if they find family jewels in their natural habitats. If they are left too long they grow spikes and roll away; this is where Hedgehogs come from.

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Dogs become lonely when their owners leave for the day, and will sometimes post to
The kiwi bird is made out of actual kiwi.
Goats are exceptionally skilled at finding the clitoris and seek after it always.
Sun Bears have unusually large clitorises, and are arrested almost daily due to indecent
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[NSFL]Throwing food to hungry crocodiles which don't know the difference between
Bunny sex involves hops
The two puppies must fight to the death and eat the other one in order to be accepted
Deer often get very cold so they seek warmth and shelter inside cars where they curl
It's hard to be a single dad
Some monkeys are exceptionally shy.
TIL that when the male Meerkats big furry genitalia erects it often makes the Meerkat
How mechanical bulls are made [NSFW]
Chinese Amazon Doggos still practice the ancestral "kiss of death" ritual.
Horned lizard encountering predator defends itself by squirting blood out of its
Alone among the large cats, Leopards often treat their prey to a romantic waltz before
Marmots reproduce in a manner similar to fish, depositing genetic material on rocks
In Eastern Europe pig watching is a common hobby. As a result, some pigs have developed
Lions like to see what they eat. That's why they always tear a window into their
Firefoxes are the most commonly sex-trafficked breed of fox, please don't enable
Young vultures are very ambitious and always trying to get ahead.
Snakes get morning wood, too.
Lions tearing fetuses from pregnant warthog
Depressed cobras and pythons are known to make suicide pacts
Dogs are very bad at giving hand jobs. (NSFW)
Chaetopterus pugaporcinus, better known as the pig butt worm, was invented in 1992,