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Real men hold their groceries with just 1 hand. At least according to google's stock images

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User: vitor210

Categories: BlackPeopleTwitter

Always check under the bed

how i supposed to keep it up with that shit in my face?

A lot to offer

Best I ever had

[NSFW] Hate when this happens

No sex you on timeout

Eat the booty like groceries

[NSFW] Too dead to get up

Maury

Tits the season

It was just a phase

I just saved 15 percent on my car insurance.

Queen B or Queen D?

'Damn these niggas are thirsty'

She graduated from a damn good school!

Ran off on da pussy twice

"Our grandpa ain't home."

I was born by the snatch, and I want to die by the snatch!

Try turning it off and back on

Piss out

Dinner With Bae

Somebody put this hoe on a leash

I ain't afraid of no clowns

them some pipsqueak patties

Guilty ?

Bih aint no rookie

You never go Ba(ra)ck

This man is on suicide watch

When ya girl starts stressing u out

Baby coming out with a pearl necklace

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