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User: pizza-turtles

Categories: thatHappened

Alpha red piller picks up an Asian chick despite her shittesting. He fucks her, and

[NSFW] Soooo... this popped up on a friends FB page when we we're exchanging music

Parents kill daughter because of the horror of her henna tattoos. Can confirm, am

Dad LAD provides son with some home truths during a surprisingly frank text exchange.

Alice falls into the rabbit hole....

Totally true NSFW encounter caused by a second of eye contact

$80% of Good and 9 Months Later...! [NSFW]

Pissing on dicks and drinking jizz

Alpha redditor joins beta circle jerk.

Self Described Manwhore Giving Advice to the Family (NSFW)

#NSFW OP knows who gang raped you! Police don't believe you and OP's not going to

Just a typical day picking up dinner

Woman brings treats home to her husband (Pornhub Comments)

Redpiller knows what the ladies love during their lunch break

... He then spat on my car

Girl tries dildo, almost ends up killing grandmother

Poop hijinx turns to a vomit fiasco!

the self proclaimed skinhead johnny depp...

Teen and his ex traumatize two year old with their epic, steamy sex

Clit

"Completely out of the blue"

Guy told me he picked up a girl in the hotel elevator [NSFW]

Hot loud sex

I didn’t know any guys in high school that drew dicks all the time. Pretty sure

Lady gets catcalled and takes a dirty man up on his offer. Proceeds to get her roast

Is your youngest 24?

Unprovoked man at gas station goes on racist tirade over headrest covers. Her response

“I made eye contact with every one of these damn pervs”

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