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Someone found the top half of my body.

http://i.imgur.com/EpmEpNn.png

User: [deleted]

Categories: lolgrindr

Nice ice cream cone...

It seemed to be the appropriate response.

Breakfast

Dem abs...

This guy would not give up about hooking up with me and had no display picture, so

I'm more of a cat man, myself

Face pic

Nice try Chris Hansen

Nice six pack

I need to practice gaping my... mind

He started the conversation with 'are u Jesus'

I like the way you think!

Y'all need Jesus

I control Winter's Fate!

I didn't realize parking could mean something else

Guy wants to use my skin to make clothing. (x-post: /r/creepyPMs)

I love my compliments with a bit of sass

I'm so lucky to have found a guy so honest!

Weirdest message I've ever gotten on Grindr....

I meant hi

When you become known on Grindr as "the math tutor"

This is... a new one.

I laughed way more than I should have.

These lost boys got me feeling like Peter Pan.

Uhhhh.... I'm lost for words.

Umm okay then...

The cure for ad-dick-tion

bi, kinda shy

Quite possibly the most decent description I've seen on Grindr

END THE WAR ON DRUGS ✊?

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