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My friends can really make me regret being an only child.

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User: oedipen

Categories: FamilyPlan

Texting can be serendipitous.

Maybe I shouldn't have been worried about sis finding out about my girlfriend.

It's so nice to see my presents being used.

It's nice to know my daughter can take care of things around the house.

I should never underestimate mom's hipness.

When mom brings up snacks, I always end up going afk.

It can be hard to hide my excitement coming home from mom.

My sister drives a hard bargain.

"It's just a prank" didn't work with mom, either.

My aunt thought up a good way for me to spend the summer.

It's worth upgrading on vacation with my daughter.

My sister doesn't get along well with her roommates, so I often go over to hang out.

Sis and I have ways to make family vacations bearable.

I love the little progress reports my daughter sends before I come home from work.

My cousin always brings the bare necessities before she arrives.

There are two types of girls in October. My sister is the fun kind.

My sister and I have never kept too clean anyway.

Holidays are meant for family time.

I hate to be the barer of bad news.

They say knowledge is its own reward.

She started it.

I am okay with this.

Dad said to text pictures of the trip.

Sis is always telling me to upgrade my apartment.

A bit of ADD runs in the family.

An unexpectedly special Mother's Day.

Some guys can't take a hint.

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