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The chestburster in the new Alien version was quite hairy

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User: MarsNirgal

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When your mom embarrasses you in public

When your friend is having a nightmare and you shh them back to sleep

When you are at yoga class and you realize that you left the stove on at home

Spider-Man

When your friend tries to force their veganism on you

When you hit your pinky toe on the corner of the bed

Sitting down without looking

when you finally get over your fear of the dentist

Don't you hate when that happens?

when your messy roommate leaves their sports equipment all over the place

Invader caught chugging during honor duel against blueberry

When the barber is tired of your fidgeting and positions your head to finish the

Does anyone know what to do when a wolf is attacking you? Asking for a friend.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who is THIS ticklish.

Turning on a chainsaw.

Losing your balance and trying to look like it was intended

Wait, he didn't drown, he just fainted from a jellyfish sting. Revive him, stat!

Just helping im tie his bootlaces

Nurses make great friends

When you hire a priest to exorcise your possessed friend.

When you see your arch-enemy and can't control yourself...

When you're so hungry you forget how to eat

seriously tho. have you tried it?

Killing a spider

When your buddy drives a little rough through the bumpy road while you were trying

when your chemistry class lab partner splashes reagent on himself and you’re helping

feels nice

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