Without resorting to a rudimentary explanation of the Gregorian Calendar and celestial mechanics; how the fuck is it only Thursday? zNSFW

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User: sootedandbooted

Categories: MassiveCock, penis, cock

Caution - slippery when wet!

Long time lurker, first time poster

She finally said yes! comments and messages are welcomed

This isn't my bathroom ?

I'm still skinny, but it's not

Sometimes it's hard to look proportionate when you're 6'5"... hopefully i qualify

Greetings from Amsterdam

GF and I just broke up, figured I'd finally start posting here again

More of my cock in all its glory haha xD

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada! Who wants a little stuffing?

With a breath and a scream, you'll feel every inch.

Been flopping around Australia for 19 years. Shall I keep it going?

Ever wonder what your boss looks like naked? 6'4"

He made my morning a lot better, what about yours? :D

My morning coffee.

I just thought it looked nice

love this view

Enjoying the nude beach

Who wants it?

Biggus Dickus

Ladybonersgw called me a headless torso :(

Finally got back into my account! Feels like ages?

damn, im horny again

It's not Halloween yet, but...BOO

Whenever I'm naked in front of a mirror I get hard, which means I basically turn

I grow quite a bit ;)

I know you guys love comparisons, so here's me vs my refillable water bottle! ☀️

Give me a like if you wanna suck it.

reading all your dirty PMs has me throbbing...