I don't know if this is okay for this sub but whatever... My friend sends me screenshots of conversations she has with boys nearly every day. This was today's gem. (I wish it was fake). zNSFW

https://i.imgur.com/rmtoAL4.jpg

User: plsdntanxiety

Categories: Tinder

Found the perfect girl this morning. Cute, professional and helpful around the house.

Planning Ahead

I could eat.

Really? [NSFW]

My first moment!

[nsfw]One finger, so clean

Now I ain't saying she a golddigger

So It Begins... PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR

Huh. [NSFW]

Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this (first NSFW moment)

She Knows How to Get the Right Swipe

2015 is going to be a great year.

FINALLY I get a good moment (NSFW)

This morning, I bring you win. (NSFW)

My luck it changing! (NSFW)

Is she for real?!

Erhm.. #shameless

Swedish girls just acting casual crazy. Not sure if NSFW..

I...don't...even...know...[NSFW]

After a temporary ban...

Sharing her most intimate moments... [NSFW]

Nice like that

Well, about time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail...

She seems like a nice girl

Never in my life have I Super Liked so hard.

This is the best response I've ever had on here

She unmatched me shortly thereafter...

Glitter and emojis ?

Flexing.

Straight up killing it