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In honor of the upcoming Opening Day, let's hear your best baseball sex metaphors, euphemisms, and puns ;)

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Sometimes you're the hunter, and sometimes you're the animal who doesn't skip leg

Room for one more. Or two. Or three. I'm not picky.

Fill you up Friday

Punny titles are harder than they look

Oh yes, oh yessss, oh yessssss

It'll Only Hurt For A Second

Don't mind me...just getting prepared for the most exciting day in the history of

I really shouldn't have edged this morning. Now I'm stuck like this.

I hear you ladies like grey sweatpants, but do you prefer them on... or off?

? PUT A RING ON IT ?

Bit of a throwback but one of my favs

It’s always so damn hot here, but in the winter you have to put on pants

You'll find me at the squat bar

??‍? FORMAL SEX ATTIRE ?

⛓ ROLE REVERSAL ?

The night time is the right time. ?

Don't make me be in here alone

Come help me get out of all these clothes

You'll Have to Tame this Beast

Is this teaseful enough to seduce you?

It's 9pm on hump day so it still counts, right?

Smoochy Lips

Untitled butt shot no. 0047

Hanes....Calvin Kleins...does it really matter if they end up on the floor?

Manspread

Torso Tuesday

For those who sort by large ass

Fresh outta the shower ?

♫ Happy Birthday to me!! ♫ Recently turned 30. How does it look on me?

Fridays Always Get Me So Excited

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