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Spray this man in the eyes with Raid.

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User: system_of_a_clown

Categories: CreepyPornComments

Lick it all up

Little Bitches Like Me

Nobody Asked Because Nobody Wanted to Know

Oh, Dude! That's Very R.E. Really Embarrassing!

Honestly, You're More Greasy Than You Are Oily

She's Never Going to Fuck You, Dude

Could You Make It Sound Less Menacing?

The Trick to Being Truly Creepy is to Let Yourself Go and Say What's On Your Mind

Do You Accept Bitcoin?

I Think This Was Literally an Ass Pic

If You're Not Picturing a Heavyset Guy in His Late 60s, You're Doing this Wrong

Yeah, Dude, That Makes it Better

Honestly, Any Human Contact at All Would Be Nice, But Since We're Being Specific...

Why Don't You Eat Some Babby Food, Then?

That's a Lot to Unpack for Such a Brief Statement

What Do You Even SAY to That?

Obvious troll or creepy as fuck?

I could, like, totally take you out on a date! I'll even take you to your house!

I hope he didn't use his work computer...

I WANNA TONGUEPUNCH YOUR FARTBOX

That isn't anything like a Walking Taco, is it?

That's kinda sweet, in a really repellent way.

The word you're looking for is masseuse.

"making ono"

At least he's honest

If you have to start with, "This might sound creepy", then it almost certainly

Yeah, but what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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