zNSFW

Her bio was a Dr. Seuss quote about fantasy... guess I'll be buying some rope

https://imgur.com/cFKNqBL

User: rectumisprime

Categories: Tinder

Found the perfect girl this morning. Cute, professional and helpful around the house.

Planning Ahead

I could eat.

Really? [NSFW]

My first moment!

[nsfw]One finger, so clean

Now I ain't saying she a golddigger

So It Begins... PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR

Huh. [NSFW]

Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this (first NSFW moment)

She Knows How to Get the Right Swipe

2015 is going to be a great year.

FINALLY I get a good moment (NSFW)

This morning, I bring you win. (NSFW)

My luck it changing! (NSFW)

Is she for real?!

Erhm.. #shameless

Swedish girls just acting casual crazy. Not sure if NSFW..

I...don't...even...know...[NSFW]

After a temporary ban...

Sharing her most intimate moments... [NSFW]

Nice like that

Well, about time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail...

She seems like a nice girl

Never in my life have I Super Liked so hard.

This is the best response I've ever had on here

She unmatched me shortly thereafter...

Glitter and emojis ?

Flexing.

Straight up killing it

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