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My GF's shorts fit me. Sorta....

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User: CarpetPuncher

Categories: Altdudesgonewild

They say wearing glasses makes you look professional. How about a professional dick

Dad's Friday Boner

Testing the bloody waters

Tailgunner. Gunning for tail. Get it?

first thing i do when i get home from work

photobombed by Radler

blurred and weirdly cropped selfie ?

Am I doing this selfie stick thing right?

A Little Pre Hook Up Hornyness

lazy sunday ?

Got Nothin but Love for you, and it's always gonna be that way!

the huge scar on my leg is almost invisible ?

Bored and alone during a pandemic

tidying my messy bedroom, could need some help

Not fully hard, not fully soft, what do ya think?

Just your local scumbag pizza boi. On/Off (I tossed the gloves)

Afraid quarantine got me a lil too thicc ?

Smash the State // Sit on my Face

Everyone tells me I'm a handful, but I'm not sure this is what they mean.

Anyone up for some abolish the police and chill?

Distinktive

a hot shower after a workout is the best ?

Happy Erection Day!

I'm ready to go Coach! Put me in?

Hey I’m Caden, first post here! ? Show me some love if u like this selfie :)

The Best Alpha Stress Relief

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