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A fat man takes flight, looking for something that feels right, fappity flap flappity fap, won't you be my heavenly place on the map. That rhymes but here's a haiku with the right amount of lines that doesn't because its a goddamn haiku, cousin, boop boop

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User: slopbotch

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Goddamn I like discipline. I lack a lot of things. Hey ladies, want to save someone
A week in to the new year and not much has changed. My torso still looks like a sad
Bots, chubby chasers, haiku lovers or perhaps something else?
How do guys even stay as hard as they appear to stay, when they take a dick pic,
Based on the contents of a PM, perhaps there was something in that previous post
Well, that's an attractive fat roll, man. What woman wouldn't want that coming at
A fat man trying to correct his spine and regretting the overall concept of this
Continuing to try to get my spine to go in a more straight type direction and I'm
Post workout mood - a haiku
Yoga block under my chin to help push my chest up, shoulders back, second yoga block
I wonder if this is doing more harm than good because sometimes it feels like it
I'm not sure why I was trying to take a regular old dick pic since its not like I
Since my fupa angles my dick in a downward direction, if I were to successfully shift
My flaccid cock is non-existent, much like my sex drive apparently is/was, which
Cuddlefuck minus the cuddling and the fucking because who would and why would they,
You can call me a chicken but chickens can't fly and my anxiety usually chooses flight
Wanna wrassle? I think I could take you, I've got the power. I'm out here doing strength
I think the reason I overeat is because there are two bonuses. The first one being
I was supposed to help someone move today but they apparently hired people after
Red Alert! Twerking video! Except its of a fat naked man twerking. Which, maybe you
Cropping that dick pic somehow made it look shorter. Although, I can't really compete
I tucked my dick and balls between my legs and thats not the most unusual thing about
In which I suck in my stomach and widen my stance in order to better pretend that
Playing a melodica with my dick since I must shoot air out compared to when I'm in
My dick is kind of sore because that erection sparked this obsession over the weekend