I may be a cranky old coot, but wanted to drop by and wish our favorite marine companion a happy birthday nonetheless. ?? zNSFW

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User: HeyN0nnyMouse

Categories: TheDadNextDoor

We're the house with no kids, come visit if you need a break

Black sweatpants dickprint

There is room for two on this couch so come pick your spot.

I waited for you last night...

A little Friday strip gif happiness for you sexy ladies.

[M40] Lazy sunday morning

Wife said I looked sexy....

I'm a big fan of symmetry

Showing it all.

Let's peel these restrictive things off....

Working on the tan lines.. anyone want to help with the aloe?

When you have good lighting, you never let it go to waste!

When you are supposed to be working but get on Reddit.

Sometimes you need to drop everything and just get naked.

Excuse me, could you just hold onto this for a second?

Do you prefer on or off?

Skip work and Disney+ and thrust with me instead.

Is it just me or did the weekend go by in a flash?

I'm not a dad but my puns aren't bad.

Good naked morning

Put me on your to do list for the week

Rise and shine! Happy Valentine´s! ?

Home workouts are so hot right now (39)

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle

Oops?

40[M] Enjoying warmer weather by spending the day with no clothes.

♫ Happy Birthday to me!! ♫ Recently turned 30. How does it look on me?

Getting ready to celebrate my Cake Day next door. Feel free to stop by ?.

Care To Join Me In The Home Office?

Your clothes are coming off next