I grew a beard thinking it would say "Distinguished Gentleman." Instead, turns out it says, "Senior Discount, Please!" zNSFW

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Anybody into dad bods [41]? Or want a dad bod into them? :)

Beard and some white briefs ?

Aloha , M4F anyone else in Hawaii for the holidays?

Someone suggested I post here. Who likes uncut?

Break up with your boyfriend, I'm bored. PM's are very welcome

Wondering if that Cute Girl in the office is interested.

I want panic breaths from your seated fanny on my face

Just a Monday night beard and boner

You think commando is a good look for me?

This sub likes me the most ?

Hi, I'm the dad next door :)

Dad bod in full force

Not quite a boner but you get the idea

Fun on the couch

The beard stays! But the body hair is coming off! Enjoy this hairy post as my possible

You all liked the last on/off so have another :)

Take It

Who wants a teddy bear to snuggle with?

An on/off of three parts

Trying to embrace the quarantine bod.

Fresh out of the shower

Let me be your evening fun

I'm Here to Clean Your Pipes... or Screw

Soon it will be too cold to sleep in the nude. Better make the most of it [36]

Good Date Outfit? Would You Swipe?

Bonestorm is back! In. T-shirt form!

You're only allowed to touch my beard if we're sleeping together...