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Any chance of sex tonight just went to zero

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User: microman66

Categories: sphcaptions

Where's Your Dick? [SPH Caption]

Dropping the Hint [SPH Caption]

The Boss [SPH Caption]

Enjoying a coffee [SPH Caption]

Busted [SPH Caption]

Gay SPH Caption

Said no girl EVA [SPH Caption]

Talk is cheap [SPH Caption]

Never date a girl with a 10" strap on

Always makes her laugh

Your wife

Surprise

She can't fake it

Her bucket list

I was born this way

On the bright side...

We Love it

True dat

Mental note: stay away from mankini's

The idea amuses her

You're Bananas

Only real men need apply

Only good for laughing at

Small dicks suck

Her priorities

This is why small dicks cause lung cancer...

Not for you

Itty Bitty Liddle Clitty

Those old trashy novel covers are the best

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