I have a wound on my dick. No one other than me has had access to my dick, so I guess its self-inflicted. And unintentionally. I'm not even sure where it came from. I vaguely recall scratching it with my fingernail while playing with myself. Wanna kiss it zNSFW

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Goddamn I like discipline. I lack a lot of things. Hey ladies, want to save someone

A week in to the new year and not much has changed. My torso still looks like a sad

Bots, chubby chasers, haiku lovers or perhaps something else?

How do guys even stay as hard as they appear to stay, when they take a dick pic,

Based on the contents of a PM, perhaps there was something in that previous post

Well, that's an attractive fat roll, man. What woman wouldn't want that coming at

A fat man takes flight, looking for something that feels right, fappity flap flappity

A fat man trying to correct his spine and regretting the overall concept of this

Continuing to try to get my spine to go in a more straight type direction and I'm

Post workout mood - a haiku

Yoga block under my chin to help push my chest up, shoulders back, second yoga block

I wonder if this is doing more harm than good because sometimes it feels like it

I'm not sure why I was trying to take a regular old dick pic since its not like I

Since my fupa angles my dick in a downward direction, if I were to successfully shift

My flaccid cock is non-existent, much like my sex drive apparently is/was, which

Cuddlefuck minus the cuddling and the fucking because who would and why would they,

You can call me a chicken but chickens can't fly and my anxiety usually chooses flight

Wanna wrassle? I think I could take you, I've got the power. I'm out here doing strength

I think the reason I overeat is because there are two bonuses. The first one being

I was supposed to help someone move today but they apparently hired people after

Red Alert! Twerking video! Except its of a fat naked man twerking. Which, maybe you

Cropping that dick pic somehow made it look shorter. Although, I can't really compete

I tucked my dick and balls between my legs and thats not the most unusual thing about

In which I suck in my stomach and widen my stance in order to better pretend that

Playing a melodica with my dick since I must shoot air out compared to when I'm in

My dick is kind of sore because that erection sparked this obsession over the weekend