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This shameless lard pillaging my mom's bird feeder, the shells of plundered calories still falling from its greedy paws.

https://i.imgur.com/uAJrR56.jpg

User: CeruleanTresses

Categories: fatsquirrelhate

report/abuse

So tired of hearing this excuse
This disgusting piece of slovenly garbage leaving a trail of destruction as he gobbles
Fat fuck making a mess all over our patio
Look at this fat cunt, stealing my persimmons.
Fat fucking beast obliterates avocado
These disgusting fiends can’t even leave our public libraries alone
These Fat Fucks Will Steal Yo Gurl
Skiing vacation fucking ruined.
"Paint me like one of your Fat Squirrels"
Fat bastard sat on the bird feeder so long it bent. Nearly ate all the seed.
Fat fuck ruining my conversation with my best friend by eating a fucking peanut
This fucking fatty
Caught this fucker trying to be a Ninja
This fat fuck was trying to steal my monkey nuts!
This fat tub of lard piece of shit
Get a load of this tub
Holy shit.
These fat fucks are everywhere
found this fat fucker taking up the shelves of the local thrift
This fucking fuck ate all the peanuts and is now going for my sick dog's treat
Not a squirrel, but...
Disgusting little fuck trying to stay hidden
This fat little shit hit payday during lockdown, I hope you're proud of yourself
This fat lazy bastard
Look at this piece of shit.
Caught this fat fuck trying to get my bird feeder. Revolting!
Caught this fat son of a bitch trying to steal food from the flamingos at the zoo!
Rick drinks all the beers
Chunkster breaking the fence!