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To get me home

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User: topornoornottoporn

Categories: teaseonly

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I would keep buying necklaces for my wife
Hotwife helping you get a raise
Almost Ready
Pitching A Tent
Damn Well
Patron Saint
Showing off at the Festival
Whispers
Your girlfriend posted this on facebook... All your friends can see it.
She's going with friends, and there's not enough room in the car for you...
You didn't think she'd be interested...
Chill
You knew what she wanted
She knew all your friends were coming
Your girlfriend
Feeling it
It became a weekly tradition
Always stains on her scrubs
Same outfit
Work procedures
Out of their way
She's always truthful
Helpful bully
The ride home costs extra
Pleasant surprise mid-day message
Came home with no tan lines
Busy work vacation