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The water is not cold either

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User: microman66

Categories: sphcaptions

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Where's Your Dick? [SPH Caption]
Dropping the Hint [SPH Caption]
The Boss [SPH Caption]
Enjoying a coffee [SPH Caption]
Busted [SPH Caption]
Gay SPH Caption
Said no girl EVA [SPH Caption]
Talk is cheap [SPH Caption]
Never date a girl with a 10" strap on
Always makes her laugh
Your wife
Surprise
She can't fake it
Her bucket list
I was born this way
On the bright side...
We Love it
True dat
Mental note: stay away from mankini's
The idea amuses her
Any chance of sex tonight just went to zero
You're Bananas
Only real men need apply
Only good for laughing at
Small dicks suck
Her priorities
This is why small dicks cause lung cancer...
Not for you
Itty Bitty Liddle Clitty
Those old trashy novel covers are the best