Little-known fact: the Enterprise was finally defeated by a team of lawyers bringing child support suits against captain Kirk. [parody] [humour] zNSFW

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User: Dilettante

Categories: xxxcaptions

I love Skyping with my cousin now more than ever.

Playing a VR Princess [vr] [genderswap] [slave]

The "Free" Rent Agreement [Prostitution]

Bringing Her Sister to Master [Domination, Betrayal]

Mom Gets Caught Cheating [Revenge, Cheating, Blackmail]

Welp, guess it was time to deliver another speech with a massive fucking boner [Nudes]

Slower... [femdom]

She needs a steady hand [cuckold]

The lady living next door never let me down

Surprise baby, I know she wanted it [Creampie]

She always knew EXACTLY what you wanted for your birthday! [implied FFM]

It was a nice way to wake up in the morning. [blowjob]

Hypnosis In It's Most Therapeutic Form [Hypnosis] [Maledom]

She wants to make you cheat. [too bad you're a pillar of morality]

Mommy is addicted

Premie Daddy [Teasing] [No Penetration] [Incest]

Front passenger's responsibility. [road trip]

Here Comes The Bride [Wedding] [Femsub] [Petplay] [Exhibitionism]

How could she say no?

A strong independent Chinese woman. [Raceplay] [Free use]

[public] [femdom] She didn't like braggers.

She's been gone for a week now... Should you be worried?

aching for pumps

Too cute for porn

I'll send her back good and pregnant for you

Don't worry honey he says that it is completely normal for guys to get erections

Traveling for work sucks, but having someone to come home to is what makes them worth

They decided to keep it a secret from him

Discovering her Cuckquean Fetish

Is this technically a bimbofication potion? (Bimbofication) (IQ-lowering)