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User: squidkidqueer

Categories: Wellthatsucks

geraffes are so dumb [Mildly NSFW]

Sup

Water Polo NSFW

At a party

Bungee cord to the face

Slipping on a sail boat.

Can't blame the dog if you get caught on video

More painful than embarrassing

Robot vacuum ran over dog poop.

Play stupid games

Expect the expected

Some scary shit

Man's head to shinny to take passport ID photo

A truck carrying pig intestines spilled its contents all over a highway in Kansas

Standing on a UK plug

When your roommates phone connects to the car bluetooth before yours.

Idk what to say...

The Potato peeler slipped when it wasn't supposed to.

Papercut? How about rc airplane prop

I managed to slam both my shins into a stone coffee table

I yanked out my birth control with my menstrual cup. (No injury, but happened before

About 30 minutes before my shift ended...

Fishing hook to the finger

Bought some new knives earlier this week. They work. (Nsfw)

Been at work since 2:30 am, just wanted to come home and take a shower, turns out

I hate my job sometimes

[NSFW] Was supposed to record the last song for my bands album tommorow (guitar)

Kicked a shoddily built fence over, a board flipped up and sent a nail through my

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