The woman on the phone next to me was talking about the Hobbs and Shaw movie, and without missing a beat referred to one of them as "You know, the Jason Strapon guy..." So I made it so zNSFW

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Categories: NSFWFunny, ImGoingToHellForThis

Dolphin

[NSFW] How about now, kid?

The Sleeping Girlfriend "Honka honka" you know you've all done it.

Great security check, Facebook... (NSFW)

Unsafe dildo robot.

Apprentice porn star.

Girl's best friends

Who let the dogs out

Well Prepared

me irl

Phoenix Marie's New Signature Move

Ricky believes he took a wrong turn somewhere in life...

One of these is not like the other

Perfect distraction from wife's incessant nagging

Room service

Always look both ways before crossing the road.

The Second Cumming

What's New Pussycat?

What an assclown

It's not his finger

Idk

Expectation vs. Reality ??‍♂️

Finding love among chaos