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Never looked at duct tape the same since this story

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User: DonAlphonseDeSade

Categories: hotpastCaptions

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You were the last to meet her
They seemed pretty close though
Just a repeat
I bet they think about it...
You already know they went bareback.
Please do!
At least you're trying something!
Honeymoon in Aruba
Her ex had many redeeming qualities
A clear division of labor
Not a great response rate; don't they like preggo's?
everybody knows
She mentioned visiting the beach with her ex and his friends, but she never shared
Aged like a fine wine
Every time