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I'm not a dad but my puns aren't bad.

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User: seahorses4ever

Categories: TheDadNextDoor

Sorry im late , i have been putting in ot on the death star. Now come over here and

I'm approaching 40 in the near future. Gotta stay healthy.

I know just where I want you to be

I don't bite....or do I?

Let's take a walk on the beach and take a dip....don't worry, I'll fight the sharks

It's Sunday....aren't you supposed to fall to your knees and worship?

New here. Let me know if you want a taste.

You told me you had a surprise for me after work, that you wanted to try something...

Looking through the window for the mam next door

Calling this "Spring Body". Almost there for Summer?

Can I tempt you with a cuppa and scones?

Dressed up for you... Now where's the party at?

When You Finally Get Home After Checking Out The Hot Moms Next Door On Reddit All

I just woke up, hence the lines on my skin. Just gives you something to trace with

Think dirty thoughts. ?

Do you like the view?

Would you care if I came home smelling of sawdust, sap and sweat? (Extra inside)

Would someone mind giving me a hand this morning?

This lighting looked nice, I hope you agree

We can make each other feel so good!

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Sometimes when you reach the end of your...rope...you just need to squeeze tight

Take a break with me this Monday for a hot cup? I can promise lots of extra sugar,

A little modest throwback to all the ladies next door ?

I´m definitely in the mood to let you keep me home from work today.

¨Through you I drain the pent-up rivers of myself¨

Morning snack?

Just going to slide out of these and into the weekend! Wanna join?

Good morning wiggle

I'll start work in a minute

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