The authentic dialogue is proof positive that this account of one beautiful man's offer of top tier fellatio is a certifiably true story zNSFW

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Mysterious art piece solved. Can confirm, am person who goes to art exhibitions with

Confirmed by the dead cats. (NSFW: Injury)

I too, would permanently leave a class in which I spent hundreds of dollars on textbooks

Lucky for her, my dick ignores the cola

New York streets littered with corpses! You know it's real because it's brown. (NSFL

Facebook shares are worth more than prayers to God; also, baby buried alive

A redditor writes how he lost his virginity in a five-some with 4 women. Can confirm

Badass redneck puts an uppity kneegrow in their place on the subway

A naturally talented Master of Sex gives his girlfriend multiple orgasms on his second

Redditor tells us about the best sex he ever had

Subway's new secret ingredient keeps this woman coming back for more! [NSFW]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Tumblr.

High school graduate gets a huge surprise when he walks up to get his diploma

Stud introduces his GF to the wonders of long sex and even explains the struggles

You won't believe the hilarious note a mom left her son! Possible NSFW

Totally legit, Man overhears sex leading to a golden moment [NSFW?]

Reddit user takes down a couger, because quitters never win

Girl finds out she has the same birthday as the guy she's having sex with, you won't

Furries harass Tumblr user's sister's school, You Won't Believe What Happens Next

1000 $ bunny suit NSFW

Lol showed him!

"They worship my dick now"

We just watched in silence.

The self awareness makes it worse

Mom comes home and decides to join in.

It really happened tho

Homeless man dedicates valuable space in his backpack to a spray bottle for the express

And all of the girls clapped and singing!!!

This guy totally banged two chicks at the same time