So my Facebook profile says I'm married and my profile picture is me and my husband. This brave soul decided to send me a weird message despite all this. I had to take advantage of the situation and send a funny reply. zNSFW

http://imgur.com/a/vIn6NrC

User: hemorrhoid-salad

Categories: creepyPMs

Probably not the reaction he wanted.

Have you ever been loved by family?

NSFW NSFL. Whole album in comments

I guess I deserve it for being naive.

whytheyresingle.com is basically everything we see here. [NSFW]

Oh you're not interested in dick pics? Let me send you even more! a.k.a my first

Yes that is exactly what you think it is. Posted a photo before going clubbing and

Do these guys just send dick picks to anyone with a female sounding username?

"just thought it was odd" but there's nothing odd at all about gossiping

"Hello little girl" - Creepy messages after my Kik username got added to

[NSFW] That ended better than I expected...

Right after I told him I am only looking for friends

"I thought you were curious about [knotting]" (context in image)

Posted something about a fundraiser. This was the first pm...

NSFW - My dick + you = one great fuck

He had a bit of a problem when I told him no.

I haven't posted in 8 months...

So persistent...

Friend of mine posted this and I couldn't think of anywhere else it belonged. (Slightly