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Life's too short, and so is your penis

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User: soloman_aus

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Put it away

That's why we're here

They can see it how small you are...

She sees now sees you for the real you, a beta male.

Well that's never gonna happen, is it?

Beta's can't have normal sex...

Yout small dick brings out a woman's mean side for some reason

We can only dream

Quick, snap a pic

She needs a real man, and that's not you.

At least it's memorable

Not likely

Thanks for clearing that up

Double Trouble

With friends like this...

She can't hold it back

It explains everything...

Popsicle Blues

Girls think its funny

Obviously

Every Time

At least that's something

I know I would

Beta Porn

Shock and awe

They all know you at work

Do you measure up?

So True

No Thanks

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