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Not only is it small, but you're a two tug chump

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User: soloman_aus

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There won't be a 'next time'

Next time, wear board shorts

They say you get what you deserve

It does amuse sometimes

Yes, ma'am

You're now sissy-zoned!

Sign of the times

The things you know

It's not gonna happen

His date ended badly

She's not impressed

That threesome is not looking good anymore

One more for the road

She's figured you out

Oh, Baby...

She's just not into you

You won't be her Valentine

This is for the loser who knows what they did...

Watch out for Squirrels

There's a first time for everything

There's no denying it.

She's just checking

She won the argument

I call him Alvin too

I think we both know the answer to that ?

How did you know??

It's Naptime ?

Triple Whammy ?

Can I get a second opinion??

Oh, I'm always ready ☺️

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