Novel Coronavirus PSA: Ever-so-slightly bending the r/AlmostBoobs rules to metaphorically demonstrate poor social distancing practices... zNSFW

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User: PositiveFalse

Categories: Almostboobs

My word! <--the truly safe-for-work version...

This outfit? Oh, it's just something that I threw on in a hurry...

"*Cool Whip* your tits!"

If you do not like where you are, move! You are not a tree...

ZOOM? Okay, here you go. Have at it...

Nailed it

Iori Io

Will you dry me off and make me dirty again? ??? snapcht-hinyaim

"Molotov?" I thought they were yelling "Mazel tov!"

Zorgons? I can't tell my boys this was because of ZORGONS?!? You're on my problem

Emily Ratajkowski's Mom's Boobs! Ready to click?