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The thing you'll never have

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User: soloman_aus

Categories: CaptionsSPH

That'll be no

It's what we do

Just stay pussy free

She only craves the real thing.

Looks can be deceiving

She's called it...

At least she let you finish before she called the cops.

She has a point

Never had any complaints?

Be Afraid, very afraid...

Uh-oh

Information Overload

No Respect

True Dat

They don't like it when you stare...

What do you call it?

Oh Look

A lesson in History

It's a lost cause

Time wasters not welcome

Your Ex has a big mouth

Doctor Ouch

Our survey concluded...

It's not a woman pleaser

You only get the scraps

Good to know

She's flattered, but...

Those tits deserve better...

too bad you were born with that beta cock

Hypno SPH

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