Didn’t think I’d be posting my titties on my main account. Here’s a tick I found on my nipple. Video in comments. zNSFW

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SLEEPING OUTSIDE TONIGHT

Dafuq

Can't hold it back

What what its a dick-butt!

Meanwhile, at Japan's Jet Propulsion Laboratory...

Go fuck yourself!

Winged black midget applauds pegging

She prepared some cookies. Do you want one?

Green spikey rubber ball

Trained to lick random pussy.

I hope those are two barbies

Bullseye

Craigslist delivers again

Toy Story: A XXX Parody

Basting the turkey.

What did they win and can I go to the competition next year?

What's going on here

The Greatest Ass i have seen in 2016

I'm all for more female entrepreneurs, but yo...

Caution blood!

Apparently there is a new way to water your plants

thats different

Thats some good practicing!

Squirt Fountain [GIF]

Pee Pee TIME!

DIY schlong extension

Cheetos