A mine around San Francisco. I was following airplanes when this slid into view. (Am I mildlypenis(sy) enough for this sub? zNSFW

https://i.imgur.com/6JIShFv.jpg

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Walk into a public restroom and see that someone had shit a dick. (Warning: poop)

Someone left this in a public restroom. (WARNING: POOP)

This belongs here: Peter Piper (xpost WTF)

I win. Majorly Penis

Dirty, dirty stove

This baby carrot

These weather warnings

My kid was watching cartoons

Why do they even make pipes like This?! NSFW

Shaving foam

Wendy's Tendies

This hairstyle

Hmmm

I’m subbed to some nsfw subreddits, an actual snake wasn’t what I was expecting

Cereal finger puppets

I've cream I got last night

Ice cream I got last night.

Spatter of glue on my table

Politicians really are dicks

This knitted pigeon happy to see you

Would you like a fork with that?

These chairs in a library

This Beef Femur Bone

Ever cut your nails too short?

This blister on my ankle from a few years ago

Calipenis Ice cream

Not entirely sure what this thing growing in my yard is but it looks NSFW