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I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra.

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Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol
What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...
What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...
What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...
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When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I
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Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me
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What is your best "Yo mama" joke?
I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save
My house is really small until I can't find my phone.
woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going
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