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they're just friends now though

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User: FirmerDifference

Categories: hotpastCaptions

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Just adequate
Love her lips
Amateur relationship counsellor
You just glide on in
Yes I do!
Some were bigger, some were smaller, just give me the details!
Yes please!
She gets off on the attention
?
Her famous line
I wish I'd find this...
That's why she's so good at what she does.
You're not the only one to have noticed her charms
Well do you?
You wondered why she was so horny during the honeymoon
Not so kosher
She has a famously sophisticated semen palate
Knowing my wife, plenty.
Well, how many?
It was her duty as priestess to milk everyone's cocks
Hadn't technically agreed not to "see other people" yet
?
that explains it
That still counts, right?
She's really glad you don't have a huge cock like her ex, honest!
You asked
It was a nasty breakup
you better up your dick game
quite a few saw that pussy stretch a lot more though
Quite the collection...

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