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Cut myself twice on broken glass putting the dishes away this past week.

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Joel Micheal Singer
Searched Africa on youtube the vids were not what I expected
My boxer brother got mad at me and now I'm at the dentist
[NSFW] Was fingering a girl I met at the bar last night and woke up to this on my
Play stupid games
Cucumber person, I rise to you, my penis... Well not really good at raising it.
Small vegetable people, I raise you my dick (censored and text added cuz cp is bad)
[NSFW] Got this from closing my Gatorade bottle in class right before I had to give
A local pet rescue had a dog up for adoption and didn't notice this in his online
Stunning your toe. beyond 9000. 2020 style.
I have to start wearing diapers due to anal leakage.
The door to the office apparently broke. It's 25°F today. I hope it gets fixed soon...
The progression of the swelling from my wisdom tooth extraction. 4 days. Merry Christmas
Burnt the back of my hand and messed up my pizza at the same time. NSFW
Unable to find the smell for a few days we finally found that our meat freezer had
Fell while running with a key
Fell while running with a key
NSFW "Ups, my knife slipped"
Just got my dream mountain bike. Ridden it about 5 times. Just slipped on ice walking
Nearly a weeks worth of the most inconvenient bruise ever...
A misfortunate misstep
This pregnant iguana got ran over and all her eggs shot out
I was wringing a towel and did it one too many times. Tore a chunk of skin from my
a dog in my city stole a body from the cemetery. i dont know if this is NSFW.