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"It's been...84 years...and I can still feel the deep illicit thrusts...of the ocean."

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User: kevin32

Categories: WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

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Her 20's were messy, will her 30's be the best years of her life? Dear cysturhood,

"Dating is like a claw machine. The prize you want is the hardest to get, but

If at first you don't succeed, then change your name and pretend the shitty attitude

Maybe because you’re an easy pump & dump?

[44-F] I'm a mom and I want you to invest time in knowing me. Don't rush, no sex

Hopeless romantic single stay at home mom looking for her lifetime partner. Don't

So. many. red. flags: 38 year old "canine beautician" who "constantly

"Looking for a gentleman and bad boy to suit all my personality traits..just

[42-F] Post wall ex-pat wants to start a family, if you're chad, awesome, if you

Form an orderly line, please

Twitter is filled with tweets like these.

Unemployed & married but soon to be divorced mom of five (5) boys believes

Hideous swine is upfront with her demands

Uh oh. How do I square this round peg. The men to whom I'm sexually attracted are

Step right up, kings. This single momma is looking for one of YOU to support her!

Single mom is becoming depressed. She only attracts dudes trying to use her for secks,

Not skinny - [✓] Old - [✓] No career listed - [✓] Offers nothing - [✓] Has

[F4M] 50, post-wall with drinking problem and sketchy employment wants to be your

Mom of 1 ☑ now I'm looking for 'the One' ☑ too old for games ☑ too old for

So much to unpack here. She loves him, but he has to make the effort because she's

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