What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs. zNSFW

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

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When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me

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"You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented

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How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next

What is your best "Yo mama" joke?

I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save

My house is really small until I can't find my phone.

woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going

ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together HUMPTY DUMPTY: what

*nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever