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If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man

COME TO ME JOURNALBOT *Journalbot enters my study* ok write this down: Polar bears

A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him.

How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it.

Hey, is your name Paul Revere? Because I want to give you a midnight ride!

I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more

My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit

"honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?" "who?

There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now.

If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly

I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes.

Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next

I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ... But all I found was MIa Khalifa peeing .

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? "It's a

Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one

Browsing this sub is like mining in a cave Full of bat shit and I mostly get the

I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the

What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her?

What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers? Sub-WUB-WUB-WUB-way

My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel... It comes and goes... It also

I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves...

*job interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist? *pictures clients acting like

Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me

I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new