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Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol
What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...
What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...
What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...
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When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me
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"You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented
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How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next
What is your best "Yo mama" joke?
I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save
My house is really small until I can't find my phone.
woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going
ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together HUMPTY DUMPTY: what

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